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I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

Craig Ferguson

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Novelist
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Talk Show Host
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Glasgow
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I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.
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Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!
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Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn't it?
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