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I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

Craig Ferguson

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!
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Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!
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