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I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Novelist
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Talk Show Host
Television Actor
Glasgow
Scotland
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I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.
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Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012
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I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.
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I come from a very critical culture. You know the Scots. They're always saying: 'Oh, no. It will never work. You'll never amount to anything. You've got to know your place in the world.
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Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.
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I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
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A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?
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Some people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN.
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You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.
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Anyway, if you needed something really dangerous, get a gun. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's the American way.
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Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets.
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I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.
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I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.
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I just do my thing and try each show to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It's quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It's kind of a happy train wreck.
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People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.
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