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I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.

Craig Ferguson

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Novelist
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Talk Show Host
Television Actor
Glasgow
Scotland
Dragons
Humor
Funny
Much
Slayer
Dragon

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President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop when the teleprompter broke.
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I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.
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The whole idea of re-releasing old movies does bother me a little bit. If they're going to re-release an old movie, I should be able to get in with my old ticket.
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If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.
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Being the executive producer of a film is not that difficult. It just means that you have some power. There's not a huge amount of skill involved, I don't know how much I'm giving away here. I feel like that guy on Fox, giving away the magicians' tricks. It's not rocket science, being an executive producer of a film.
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I hated the summer jobs I had when I was a teenager. They were so mundane and repetitious, they deadened my soul. On the bright side, it was good training for this job.
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I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.
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I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
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The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money to buy 30 seconds during 'Spongebob Squarepants.'
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I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.
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I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.
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Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.
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Stoners just got a powerful new ally in the fight to legalize marijuana - conservative broadcaster Pat Robertson. He said it's time to 'you know, legalize it, tax it, and keep it away from Mel Gibson.'
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The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.
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I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.
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Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.
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When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.
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Don't hit women. Never, ever, ever.
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Former president Bill Clinton was elected on this very day in 1992. Clinton went on to leave quite a mark in the oval office... You mean the one on the sofa?
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A junkie will steal your purse, and then help you look for it.
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