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Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.

Craig Ferguson

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
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Scotland
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