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I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Novelist
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Talk Show Host
Television Actor
Glasgow
Scotland
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The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.
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