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Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks a potion, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
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Glasgow
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