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I just do my thing and try each show to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It's quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It's kind of a happy train wreck.

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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
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