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I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.
Craig Ferguson
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Craig Ferguson
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 17
Aircraft Pilot
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Novelist
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Stand-Up Comedian
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