Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.

Men cannot think like dogs.... [There exists] a sharp difference in the mental capacity of humans and canines. For example, a human who is given an intricate problem will spend all day trying to solve it, but a canine will have the sense to give up and do something else instead.

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

A trout fisherman is something that defieth understanding.