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Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.
Coolio
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Coolio
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: August 1
Actor
Drug Trafficker
Film Actor
Musician
Rapper
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Television Actor
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Compton
California
ColosioMan
Artis Ivey
Artis Leon Ivey
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I'd be a fool to surrender, when I know I can be a contender. And if everyone's a contender, then everyone could be a winner.
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They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?
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I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.
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I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.
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Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?
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Slide slide slippity-slide When you're living in a city it's do or die
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Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.
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I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?
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I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.
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I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.
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Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.
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I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.
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Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.
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Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.
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