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Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.
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Coolio
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: August 1
Actor
Drug Trafficker
Film Actor
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Compton
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