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I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.
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Colin Quinn
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: June 6
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Colin Edward Quinn
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I used to love the election season'cause it's kind of fun. Everyone makes a big sport out of it with all these different news stories and everything. I like it better now that everybody knows all the candidates from the past 15 years. But it does get really ugly. It's ugly and it's pugilist.
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I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.
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The Senate was holding hearings on deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly, making them think they're going to get a bunch of money, when in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.
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People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.
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Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.
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Somehow, it was so happy a time. Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.
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I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.
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So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.
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I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ.
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I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.
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I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself.
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I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.
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I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.
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I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.
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