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Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.

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Colin Quinn
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: June 6
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Brooklyn
New York
Colin Edward Quinn
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People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.
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I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself.
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It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest form of government and we have two choices for who’s our leader. In fascism you only have one choice. That’s great. We have one more choice than the worst form of government.
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I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.
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