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Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.
Colin Quinn
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Colin Quinn
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: June 6
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Colin Edward Quinn
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