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You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.
Colin Quinn
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Colin Quinn
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: June 6
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Colin Edward Quinn
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