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I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

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Colin Quinn
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: June 6
Actor
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Brooklyn
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Colin Edward Quinn
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