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NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
People
Uranus
Probe
Giggle
Nasa
Sends
Everywhere

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After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
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I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I learned about everything from the library. I came from a Scottish family. Old school.
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Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
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For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.
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I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.
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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
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Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.
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My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!
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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
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He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
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The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
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And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
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I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!
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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
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