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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
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Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.
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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
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But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
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You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
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I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I learned about everything from the library. I came from a Scottish family. Old school.
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And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
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When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
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I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
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Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
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If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
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Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
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The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
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I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.
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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
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