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I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I learned about everything from the library. I came from a Scottish family. Old school.
Colin Mochrie
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Colin Mochrie
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
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Colin Andrew Mochrie
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