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I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!
Colin Mochrie
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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
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I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.
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Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
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I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I learned about everything from the library. I came from a Scottish family. Old school.
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Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
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The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
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