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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

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Colin Mochrie
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
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If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
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Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
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I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I learned about everything from the library. I came from a Scottish family. Old school.
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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
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Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
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Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
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You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
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I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!
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He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
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But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.
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When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
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I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
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For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.
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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
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And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
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The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
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