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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

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Colin Mochrie
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
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It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
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Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.
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Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
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I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!
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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
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Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
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Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
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What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?
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If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
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And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
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After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
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You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
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My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!
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I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I learned about everything from the library. I came from a Scottish family. Old school.
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When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
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