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The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
Colin Mochrie
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Colin Mochrie
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
Actor
Comedian
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Improviser
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Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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Hills
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If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
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I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!
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Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
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I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I learned about everything from the library. I came from a Scottish family. Old school.
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