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You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Colin Mochrie

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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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Much
Sweat
Fats

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When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
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Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
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After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
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My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
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Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
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If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
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This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
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He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
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Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
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Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?
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