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Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?

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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
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Television Actor
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Colin Andrew Mochrie
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