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He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
Colin Mochrie
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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
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Colin Andrew Mochrie
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