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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Colin Mochrie

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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
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Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
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Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
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I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!
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I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
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This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
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And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
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He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
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What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?
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Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?
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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
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It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
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When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
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