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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Colin Mochrie

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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!
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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
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