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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
Colin Mochrie
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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
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Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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