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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

Colin Mochrie

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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
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Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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