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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
Colin Mochrie
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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
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Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
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I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!
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I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.
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