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Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
Colin Mochrie
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Colin Mochrie
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
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Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
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I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I learned about everything from the library. I came from a Scottish family. Old school.
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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
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Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
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And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
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Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
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The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
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I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!
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