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Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
Actor
Comedian
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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