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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

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Colin Mochrie
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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Hard
Work
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Crap
Dramatic
Discipline
Writer
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NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
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After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
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He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
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Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.
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I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!
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Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
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But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.
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You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
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Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?
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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
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Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
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When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
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Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
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If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
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