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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
Colin Mochrie
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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
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Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
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Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.
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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
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And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
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I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
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Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
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Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
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I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still go. And I learned about everything from the library. I came from a Scottish family. Old school.
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This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
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NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
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You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
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I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!
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Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?
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But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.
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