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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
Colin Mochrie
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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
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Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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