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Colin Mochrie
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
Hills
Browns
Beverly
Cleveland

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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
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It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
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When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
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I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
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For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.
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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
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I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!
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What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?
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After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.
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If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
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The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
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NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
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And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
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Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
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Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
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