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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
Browns
Beverly
Cleveland
Hills

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Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
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And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
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If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
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Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
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Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?
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I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
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I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I would hope that all the world's leaders are thinking about poverty. Get to work. Do something. This is something that's going to be with us forever.
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Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
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The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
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Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.
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But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.
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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
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You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
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