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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
Colin Mochrie
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Colin Mochrie
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
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Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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Every song a hit, every hit a smack!
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I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
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Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.
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The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!
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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
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