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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
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It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
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And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
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I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!
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I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
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