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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
Colin Mochrie
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Colin Mochrie
Age: 66
Born: 1957
Born: November 30
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Cille Mheàrnaig
Colin Andrew Mochrie
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