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CM Punk
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: October 26
Actor
Mixed Martial Artist
Professional Wrestler
Writer
Chicago
Illinois
Phil Brooks
Phillip Jack Brooks
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I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.
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Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.
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Best of luck in your future endeavors!
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I think it's because I'm real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I'm CM Punk. I'm not trying to be something I'm not. I'm not trying to lie to the people or be fake. I'm not trying to be some crazy, outlandish character. I'm real and they appreciate that. Everything I say, it comes from the heart. It's all real.
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I am the best wrestler in the world.
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I'm training at everything. Jiu-Jitsu, wrestling, striking. Everything. I think to be in the UFC, you have to be well rounded at everything. That's the goal.
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