For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

I've been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in.

Everything is so sad and so wonderful.

I have a terrible image in my mind of a cow going to slaughter. There's not a lot of fight in them. Pigs, they'd squeal and thrash around. They'd fight. It's almost as if cows don't know they have a choice. Not that they don't panic, but they do so in a quiet way.

Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That's where the gold is.

Now men and women are separate and unequal. We should be hand in hand in fact, we should have our arms around one another.

I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.

Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.

I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.

Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.