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Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree, But it was eaten by a newt, And now I have no cuddly fruit, O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree!

Clive Barker

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Clive Barker
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: October 5
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Why'd you want to sing about sad things? Candy had asked him. Because any fool can be happy, he'd said to her. It takes a man with real heart —he'd made a fist and laid it against his chest— to make beauty out of the stuff that makes us weep.
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Keep it simple. Trust your imagination. Discover what is unique about your imagination. Don't simply read a story and copy it. I go into myself. Then I transcribe what visions I have. If those ideas are original, and you are devoted, you will go far.
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The extraordinary's the norm.
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What I tried to do is deliver movies that have worked for me more than once.
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You cut up a thing that's alive and beautiful to find out how it's alive and why it's beautiful, and before you know it, it's neither of those things, and you're standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it.
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Angels have very nasty tempers. Especially when they’re feeling righteous.
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For a writer, and particularly a writer of my genre, which is the fantastical, I think that it's to my advantage to feel remote from and disconnected from the world of deal making.
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I'm a poet,' the young man said, 'And it's my job to remember the sadness of things.
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You’ve always got me” “Always?” “Didn’t I just say so?” “Yes” “Am I liar? “ “No.” I lied.
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What worth was a man who could not be haunted?
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Maybe the man had taken the wrong turning, but at least he'd travelled some extraordinary roads.
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It was as though in these last minutes together - when they had so much to say - they could say nothing of the least significance, for fear it open the floodgates.
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I really believe that there is an enormous appetite amongst readers for an originality of vision. In other words, be true to your own dreams and there will always be people who want to hear them.
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Nothing ever begins. There is no first moment no single word or place from which this or any other story springs.
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A man kills the thing he loves, and he must die a little himself.
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Everything is in flux: everything changes the body changes, the soul changes. We are capable of extraordinary self-transmutat ion and internal self-transforma tion.
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Well, it was most likely too late there would not be time for me to flagellate myself for every dishonorable deed in that list, nor any chance to make good the harms I’d done. Minor harms, to be sure, in the scheme of things but large enough to regret.
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Sooner or later even the most ambitious glutton must crawl away and seek the solace of the vomitorium.
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There are lives lived for love, and lives lived for art. We, happy band, have chosen the later persuasion.
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Writing about the unholy is one way of writing about what is sacred.
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