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Relations between the sexes are so complicated that the only way you can tell if members of the set are going together is if they are married. Then, almost certainly, they are not.

Cleveland Amory

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Cleveland Amory
Age: 81 †
Born: 1917
Born: September 2
Died: 1998
Died: October 15
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