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Cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. They realize...that we have an infuriating inability to understand, let alone follow, even the simplest and most explicit of directions.

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Cleveland Amory
Age: 81 †
Born: 1917
Born: September 2
Died: 1998
Died: October 15
Author
Journalist
Television Critic
Writer
Realizing
Simplest
Alone
Cats
Understand
Limitation
Human
Cat
Infuriating
Humans
Patience
Explicit
Even
Enormous
Directions
Mind
Follow
Inability
Realize
Limitations

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