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Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
Essayist
Journalist
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Science Fiction Writer
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Pasco
Washington
Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
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Fathers. Mothers. With all their caring and attention. They will fuck you up, every time.
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The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don't participate.
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You're safe because you're so trapped inside your culture. Anything you can conceive of is fine because you can conceive of it.
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Picture the moment when your mom and dad first saw you as something other than a pretty, tiny version of them. You as them, but improved. Better educated. Innocent. Then picture when you stopped being their dream.
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If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?
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You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.
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