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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
Essayist
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Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
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You tell yourself that noise is what defines silence. Without noise, silence would not be golden. Noise is the exception.
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The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.
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You're not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax.
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To hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs.
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Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way.
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Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.
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If You Don’t Claim Your Humanity, You Will Become A Statistic.
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You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.
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I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
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Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?
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The last story you should write is the most important story. You should start with a story that is just an amusing, entertaining, fun story to write and learn your writing chops with the least important things before you start applying them to the most important things.
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The money is in television. Books are not the dominant medium of our time, so fewer people will create them. In a sad way, books have become a form of comfort food we expect to lull us to sleep.
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When we die, these are the stories still on our lips. The stories we’ll only tell strangers, someplace private in the padded cell of midnight. These important stories, we rehearse them for years in our head but never tell. These stories are ghosts, bringing people back from the dead. Just for a moment. For a visit. Every story is a ghost.
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You’re training a new employee,' says Mrs. Clark, 'to take over your boring old job.' When you raise a child.
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There's no escaping fate, it just keeps going. Day and night, the future just keeps coming at you.
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I didn't use anybody's story. I used the context and the structure of the situation. People were so, so desperate to tell their story and begin to digest their experience - like turning it into a story - that after the fist few weeks I could go with a pad and pencil and take notes. People didn't seem at all bothered by that.
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Don't rush or force the ending. All you have to know is the next scene, or the next few scenes.
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Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our education. Our bite of the apple.
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Rant Casey used to say, No matter what happens, it's always now... Talk about cryptic. I think what Rant meant was, we live in the present moment of reality, and no matter what's come before, no matter how much we loved a person or a dog, when it attacks us we'll react to that moment of danger.
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