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Imagine a plague you catch through your ears.

Chuck Palahniuk

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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
Essayist
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Writer
Pasco
Washington
Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
Plague
Catch
Ears
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I'm working harder than I have ever worked in my entire life, but what the hell, my life is my job now, and my job is my life and that's the way it should be.
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Even if I overcompensate, nobody will ever want me. Not Seth. Not my folks. You can’t kiss someone who has no lips. Oh, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me. I’ll be anybody you want me to be
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When we die, these are the stories still on our lips. The stories we’ll only tell strangers, someplace private in the padded cell of midnight. These important stories, we rehearse them for years in our head but never tell. These stories are ghosts, bringing people back from the dead. Just for a moment. For a visit. Every story is a ghost.
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The truth is you can be orphaned again and again and again. The truth is, you will be. And the secret is, this will hurt less and less each time until you can't feel a thing. Trust me on this.
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Everybody looks a little crazy if you're looking close enough and if you can't look that close, then you don't really love them.
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You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.
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All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired.
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This deluded little rube who really thought the future would be any better. If you just worked hard enough. If you just learned enough. Ran fast enough. Everything would turn out right, and your life would amount to something.
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I wish I had the courage not to fight and doubt everything... I wish, just once, I could say, 'This. This is good enough. Just because I choose it.
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You ever wonder when God's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?
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On a night without moon or stars you can't see a thing, but you can imagine anything.
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Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Barbie doll, a vacuum cleaner. We're all such products.
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The greatest weapon any warrior can carry into battle is absolute certainty of her eternal soul.
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Today is just one of those days the sun comes out to really humiliate you.
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Maybe it's just a daughter's job to piss off her mother.
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I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation.
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