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Women are already born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights.

Chuck Palahniuk

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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
Essayist
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Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
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