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A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.

Chuck Palahniuk

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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
Essayist
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Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
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Rant Casey used to say, No matter what happens, it's always now... Talk about cryptic. I think what Rant meant was, we live in the present moment of reality, and no matter what's come before, no matter how much we loved a person or a dog, when it attacks us we'll react to that moment of danger.
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I am nothing, and not even that.
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What I mean is sometimes, for an artist, chronic pain can be a gift.
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If your body is a temple, you can pile up too much deferred maintenance. If your body is a temple, mine was a real fixer-upper.
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I am the cause of all my upsets. I am my worst enemy.
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You're not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax.
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If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes.
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You have to give up! you have to give up! You have to realize that someday you will die, Until you know that, you are useless!
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The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
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A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women.
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Someday you will die, and until you know that, you're useless to me.
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All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired.
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Idiot people like Angel Delaporte who look for a supernatural reason for ordinary events, those people drive Misty nuts.
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I don't do much more than organise other people's ideas and insights and thoughts, and sort of harvest them, and inventory them and present them.
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Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.
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If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
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Every time we burn a gallon of gas or an acre of rain forest, aren't we killing the future to preserve the present?
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You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?
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Everybody looks a little crazy if you're looking close enough and if you can't look that close, then you don't really love them.
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Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.
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