Quote

A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.

Chuck Palahniuk

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
Essayist
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Writer
Pasco
Washington
Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
Aspirin
Drinks
Repeat
Repeats
Couple
Drink

More quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

Image
I am not loved. I am not a beautiful soul. I am not a good-natured, giving person. I am not anybody's savior.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts we learned, we never had the time to think.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
It's my petty fear of personal rejection that allows so many true evils to exist. My cowardice enables atrocities.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
I wish I had the courage not to fight and doubt everything... I wish, just once, I could say, 'This. This is good enough. Just because I choose it.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
That's what I love about fire, how it would kill me as quick as anybody else. How it can't know I'm its mother. It's so beautiful and powerful and beyond feeling anything for anybody, that's what I love about fire.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolish.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
Kids grow up connected to nothing these days, plugged in and living lives boosted to them from other people.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
Everyone's in their own personal coma.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
The weather today is an increasing trend towards denial.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
That if you could acquire enough, accomplish enough, you’d never want to own or do another thing. That if you could eat or sleep enough, you’d never need more. That if enough people loved you, you’d stop needing love.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or victims. Letting history tell us how good or bad we are. Letting our past decide our future. Or we can decide for ourselves. And maybe it's our job to invent something better.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly -- all these make for great stories.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
I told him to buy land, my mum says, they’re not making it anymore.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
The career of a movie star consists of helping everyone else forget their troubles. Using charm and beauty and good cheer to make life look easy.
Chuck Palahniuk
Image
If you start in the pit of despair with these profane, awful things, even a glimmer of hope or awareness is going to occur that's much brighter coming from this dark, awful beginning.
Chuck Palahniuk