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Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic.

Chuck Palahniuk

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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
Essayist
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Writer
Pasco
Washington
Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
Tonic
Gin
Intervention
Suicide
Another
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