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More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!
Chuck Palahniuk
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Chuck Palahniuk
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: February 21
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Charles Michael Chuck Palahniuk
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The whole world is a disaster waiting to happen.
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I'm sorry if this all seems a little rushed and desperate. It is.
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You tell yourself that noise is what defines silence. Without noise, silence would not be golden. Noise is the exception.
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I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.
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